The man who boasts he never made a mistake is often married to the woman who did..
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
Paul Hornung
No woman ever shot her husban while he was doing the dishes.
Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
Jerry Seinfeld
Before criticizing your wife's faults, remember that they may have prevented her from getting a bette husband.
